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so this happened…..
“Why is Kris swinging a golf club around right before a thunderstorm?”
I wrote my first column for The Awl today, called “Hiram S. Thomas, The Troublesome Colored Man of Fort Greene.” The following topics are discussed: real estate, Fort Greene, black people, white people, clergymen, Saratoga Springs, the 1890s, and potato chips.
They named the column “New York City (A look at recent history),” which I think is a very good name.
I’m too exhausted right now to read the article but I’m reblogging it to remind myself to read it later.
All you good people out there are obliged to read as well.
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If not, people of a less desirable social class will infiltrate your favorite establisments.
You bigoted fuck.
(via whiskeyandgoatsmilk)
So I was on Smith St in Brooklyn the other day, off to drop off at the bank because I’m Moneybags O’Casey these days. Well, I’m feeling pretty high about myself so as I tiptoe back onto the sidewalk a lightnighning bolt of a thought hits my brain: ROCKETSHIP COMICS IS TWO BLOCKS AWAY! So I about-face and do a girlish little hop, because I fancy myself a lady when I get excited (CAN’T A GIRL DO A TWIRL?). Anyway, I pop off down the via of Smith only to see that semi-finished storefront (read: woodpanneling?) and a cute little “Be back in 5” in the window. Well, my blood begins to boil. Fuck, why does someone else get to dictate my trivial little impulses? But anyway, the moment passes and I remember how much I hate Smith St and hightail it back home.
I’m really into guys with muscular arms, strong jawlines, and shitty personalities.
(via themattsmith:bagcoffee)
OMG YOUR SO FUNNY IT REMINDS ME OF THIS TIME I TRIED TO DRINK A SODA BUT THE CAN HAD BEEN PUNCTURED BEFORE I GOT IT SO ALL THE SODA WAS FLAT WHEN I OPENED IT THERE WAS NO FIZZ AND I GOT ALL FREAKED OUT LIKE SOME STALKER FAN TRIED TO POISON ME WITH BAD COKE BUT THEN MY DRUMMER TOTALLY DRANK IT TO SHOW ME IT WAS OKAY I GUESS IT’S GOOD TO GET UPSET ABOUT SOME THINGS BECAUSE THEN YOU GET TO GIVE A FRIEND A COKE







