2008

Jul

Hello Internets

It’s a great day outside. You’re inside. Here’s a pretty girl.

James Pants - Crystal Lite (feat Deon Davis) If you haven’t heard this song, you need to hear...

Dating Resolution #1

No (more) Party Girls: If you bring up Sex and The City once, it’s over. I can’t deal...

siddman:florencio: hellboy:inside the actors studio interview this is way more choppy than what I...

drinking at a bar in Brooklyn, reading the Obits in the Times… my mind is blown…

Jun

Stubble is the way to win a woman’s heart, a...

Somebody opened up the BQE…

New York!!

91.5fm RIGHT MOTHERFUCKING NOW!!! (or kexp streaming)

Stir fry Broccolini and Pesto Tofu

furthermore...

edatrix: why do i even try to wear white pants? WHY? because if it was easy to bring sexy back,...

thomaz: I hit a guy with my car at the weekend. Luckily it was only my wing mirror Vs his arm. It...

The Cure For Cancer!

Earlier today… the Human C-stand…

I put this flyer up months ago… Under the F train on...

Red Skies Tonight!

I’m going biking, motherfuckers!!!!!1!

morgantepsic: Fucked up. I saw this last summer, at Cinema...

Dear Jared,

nudawn: You seem to be a pretty handy fellow and I thought you’d be able to help me out in my dire...

frangry: Me being totally awesome sometime around...

marco: The Big Picture: Mississippi Floodwaters in Iowa I...

I just ate Jambalaya with tofu hot dogs… 6 servings of it… this, I’ve come to...

babypanda: the machine girl[dir. noboru iguchi]2008 the...

peterwknox: The weekend is not having to set your alarm. Au contraire! The weekend is not having a...

domblr: スタ丼 Nomnomnomnomnomnom (ぴかぴかぴかぴかぴかぴかぴかぴかぴかぴか)

Extra E’s: Welles/Blakeley

soupsoup: (via bmroberts) Black balled by the...

foodinmouth: Who knew this existed You mean to tell me...

testumblrone: Bring back Moonwalk Sunday!! reblogging my own...

“You don’t understand. A garage… I can’t...”
— George Costanza

“Thankfully, she said yes.”
— My old roommate, on proposing...

(via nickmcglynn) When I first heard about the waterfalls, I...

“A threat to the American people? How are homosexuals a...”
— Lewis Black

“Hamburgers > girls”
— you always knew it… I...

School locked down after 'ninja' sighted in...

Meshuggah - Bleed … I could listen to this one track all day…

milhouse: Fuck Caturday, this thread is now about dogs

Apply directly to forehead!

“You’ll also get lost. It will probably be raining when it...”
— Bike Snob NYC

Life is laughing your way through a fist-fight

SOUND OF SLIVER TALK TO ME. MAKES YOU WANT TO FEEL LIKE A TEENAGER. UNTIL YOU REMEMBER, THE FEELINGS...

THEN YOU THINK AGAIN.

While picking up a crew van this morning, the guy ahead of me had a problem with his rental. He...

Dear Interwebs:

I’m putting myself up for adoption. I’m tired of the whole ‘dating’...

obamafacts: Obama sold DJ Kool Herc his first turntable. He made Herc a custom slip-mat out of The...

obamafacts: Barack Obama has the DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE tattooed on his stomach. It’s...

New ride!!! Only $125, and in great condition! Still keeping...

(overit:zoee:soupsoup:amyyy) mordicai. ,-(

Shit bricks? More like lol…

Anyone going to the Mermaid Parade this...

Maybe I should have been a graphic artist… one way to...

cakeface: Geekadelphia Philly Riders props to Flecher St...

foodinmouth: When I heard about Tim Russert’s death, I pulled out my phone and frantically punched...

$7.77 “What do you think we are? Thieves?”

I'm a fucking adult.

sarahchristine: I’ve been dealing with getting my probation transferred from Texas to Georgia and...

milhouse: You know you have royally fucked it up when all of a sudden you have 273 followers and not...

Simply 14

Listening to REM’s Radio Free Europe on KEXP… and realizing how happy I am…

in Union Square… thinking of walking to Park Slope… f’n rush hour…

Tip the 40 kids… (from the weekend)

The Cadence of the Catcall

Ladies of Tumblr and the Interwebs: A friend and I are working on a project. We are looking for...

According to The Acid House, God is a Scott… This, has blown my mind

This Thursday: Meetup @ B-Bar : 6:30...

soupsoup: mascarah: nycmeetups: Celebrate summer at B Bar’s awesome patio w/us. This Thursday,...

gooneruk: Justice - Stress Apparently this video is banned in France because of its level of wanton...

Dogs Down the Shore

Mermaid Parade, Saturday June 21st on...

From the FAQ: I’m going to stand in the street in front of the reviewing stand and take...

NOMNOMNOMNOMNOM!!!1!!

thillythenny:

Did the eggs survive? For some reason I felt it was better to leave everything the way I found it....

summer rain… large drops falling straight down…

newspaper comics blow… but like a crackhead, you’ll always hear me whistling at the...

Still laying eggs on the road…

Hit turtle about to die…

Turtle eggs on the road after Diamondback is hit by a...

Pregnant Diamondback turtle hit by a car…

Even with light you’re not the brightest…

working on a shoot under the Manhattan Bridge… good thing it’s an M.O.S. shot…

I Have Finally Burned Out As A...

Honestly, if I don’t get arrested tomorrow for my conduct, I most likely will be fired for the...

Srsly! Don't Eat the Tomatoes!!

Otherwise, it may have been the raw oysters I had last night… … I think my kidneys are...

I want a bike SO BAD

lovepuppy: Hey fellow NYC riders- I really want to get a bike! Like the bikes I’ve pictured below....

Dr. Stephen Miller of Miami, Florida is...

frangry: No surgery!!!!!And that other Doctor can kiss my ass! I’m bad-mouthing him all over the...

amyyy: hipsterdiet: Oh you SLAY ME Tobias. “oh tobias, you...

applearts:shrinkwrapped:kayfabe:hydeordie: This is a...

suddenly: via www.bombsite.com I just want to hang a...

gooneruk: For some unknown reason, a single American one cent coin has appeared on my desk. I have...

So.

mallisser: My neighbor who lives directly below my apartment just called me at work. Immediately I...

foodinmouth: “where is the titty bar, jay?” “Oh, you...

Asshole, MD

frangry: So today I went to see the hand surgeon. I was warned beforehand (no pun intended) that he...

(via foodinmouth)

Warning: I will unfollow anyone who...

(via frangry) I just want to take a moment to draw attention to that other, revolutionary electronic...

that’s for true.

Me right now...

brieflynoted: …Laying on a couch with a cool cloth on my forehead in the Marina shop at Chelsea...

danhacker: NASA’s Mars Reconnaissance Orbiter’s (HiRISE)...

jessicagoldharalson: Oh hay, it’s me and Blakeley, the guy...

for a second there, I thought my weather bug was being...

$6.50 tofu strips… why?

Drunk B BLOging at M1-5. (bagcoffee)

nudawn: I saw Jared, nd Anthoney, bagcoffee, bLAKEY, and david, and Caroline, and Marco, bagcoffee,...

frangry: I see the hand surgeon in the morning. Wish me luck, fuckars. I wish you a speedy recovery,...

Sorry

latenightliz: I’m not feeling especially Tumblr-y lately… you just have to keep hitting the refresh...

Left at Atlantic-Pacific St

I think the only way I can get pumped...

is if I were watching the Lawnmower Man… fail.

Big Apple BBQ

So, I spent $16 on two pulled pork sandwiches (which were good, but not $8-a-pop good), and a $7...

toomuchawesome: (via World Class Stupid) I see this every...

if only there were a source of universal information, easily...

Last week, the Chinese wood cut paintings were...

(via Tokyo Undressed)

david: Me and Alison, America’s Hottest College Girl ‘08. ...

while twitter was down

Today, a fellow tumblr served me a cake...

fatmanatee: It was red velvet cake with cream cheese frosting. Yep. Nobody said the tumblr...

Int. Office, Day

Her: Hey (pause) doing anything tonight?
Me: No, not really.
Her: Want a free ticket? To see Eric Clapton?
Me: (pause) well...
Her: It's a great seat... I can't find anyone who can take it.
Me: (pause)
Me: Thanks, but I'm good.
Her: Wow, no one wants to see Eric Clapton. (goes back to her computer)
Me: (shrug)

Kait’s bacon cake… happy 23!

soupsoup: Big apple BBQ tomorrow… we strike!

kaitziskin: jennyalison: HD! welcome to the world of...

this didn’t hit as close to home as I had...

Mallisser

Where is this place? Is this their way of telling you that everyone who uses the bathroom is a...

This was dumb…

I just got a paycheck for $1000 and the net is $690 … fuck this war.

Excuse me… Is ‘that’ the Brooklyn Bridge?

Lipton’s Private Stock

Poll : What do you think about the...

foodinmouth: and also, do you think Tumblr is cliquey? who has time to read the radar?

amyyy: Bill Murray, Wes Anderson, and Cate Blanchett on the...

They Certainly Have Everything in...

Yesterday, while picking up 2nd meal (dinner) for the crew, another PA and myself found ourselves...

eec: just got a letter from gramma. she discusses the...

soupsoup: dazzlingdelta: daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn nawlins...

kaitziskin: smokin in the girls bathroom. did this in *film...

sarazucker: marilyn sure knew how to drum up a crowd....

I just unfollowed a few porn photo tumblrs… my dashbord is noticable lighter… this is a...